Top 10 most annoying things teachers say and do
Anyone who went to a secondary school, be it a boarding or day school must have definitely had that one teacher who they wished dead everyday. If superpowers were real some of us would perhaps have done one or two things to that teacher.
Most of these teachers are expert at humiliating or flogging the devil out of any student that misbehaves. Some of us can recall some past experiences, which a teacher had either done something or probably said some annoying stuffs that pained you really badly nevertheless whether they do these things in hate or love, you can only begin to appreciate them years after graduating.
Many of us when we remembered this past experiences, you will laugh and be grateful somehow to that particularly to that teacher.
I have selected the top 10 common annoying things teachers do and say, feel free to add yours.
1. When they punish everyone because of one kid.
Ever been in a situation where one student does something wrong and the teacher decides to punish the whole class because no one was able to produce the culprit. It have happened to me lots of time and i guess you too.
Let me share one experience, i actually attended a boarding school and so there was this teacher that was very strict like mad, the teacher always frowned his face anytime he entered the class, so on one beautiful day like this, the teacher entered the class and as normal he always boned his face, so while he was teaching, somebody said something that the whole class busted into laughter. the teacher was like who said that and nobody answered. he was very angry and he commanded us to lie down on the bare ground and gave us 10 lashes of cane. What an experience, if you\had a similar experience you can kindly share it.
2. Giving lots of assignment during vacation.
This tops the list of the annoying things teachers do. They churn out assignments during vacations like students don't have a life outside school.
Some students says homework is terrible, while some it's a waste of time and energy, it's very boring and it's very annoying especially during vacations some students say. Homework is very helpful during vacation to keep your brain busy.
But yeah, it's very annoying like why. home is our break. we are basically like adults because we both work but we have to work at home too. My parents needs help at home and it makes it less harder for them so ya, i am a good boy. why do we need to work if i already do at home.
3. Noise makers
When the put one of your class mates probably the class rep or assistant in charge to put down the names of noisemakers and you really need to gist with a friend but you cant because your freedom of speech has been restricted.
And is even get worse as your name ended up in the list of noisemakers and you didn't make a single noise. Most of us had our names in that dreadful list of noisemakers.
4. Nicknames you
If there's anything that can stick more than a glue in secondary school, it's a nickname that is directly from your teachers. Once a teachers nicknames you, it's over especially if it's a bad name, that moment you will feel like changing schools.
if a teacher have ever nicknamed, kindly share us the name. mine was actually "silent killer" because i don't talk too much
5. Fast dictation
When they are dictating something to the class and they are reading as if there are going to be a given an award for it or they are into the world's fastest reader's competition. When you miss a line and copy from your friends, they shade the heck out of you.
some teachers are naturally wicked, there's a white board in front of you where you can write, what is now the essence of the board. teachers never seems to amaze me. they can also be very lazy at times.
6. Keeps the students in the classroom until they say they can leave.
There is this word that teachers says as if it is a slang "they bell doesn't dismiss you, i do". have anyone been a victim of this. the teacher will hear the bell soundly, but the will behaving as a boss. anytime a teacher say this, i just feel like giving them one knock that will reset their brain.
then what is now the essence of the bell.
I had this particular teacher in my school who did this, it was the last class of the day but sadly he made everyone stay in the class for an extra 10 minutes because the "i too know" people were asking stupid questions.
It is more painful when it is time for break or closing time.
7. Shares your grade to the whole class
This is especially painful, if you knew you didn't perform well in the exam or test, then boom , the teacher shows up in the class and start calling out the scores to the all class. it has happened to me several times before that i just felt like shrinking myself so that no one will see me. i don't why some teachers are wicked, why cant the have a private discussion with you or give you your script without showing anyone but no they want to broadcast it like a radio, what a nonsense.
8. Giving you wicked and humiliating punishment
Aside from general punishment, if a teacher hates and he his waiting for you to enter his trap just know your done for. they will make sure the will give you a punishment you will never forget. I too am a victim of this particular event, let me share my experience.
I have never offended this teacher before neither have i in anyway wrong him, It was a normal day, so the teacher was doing a lesson in my class and it was time for break. i just went inside the class through the back door without disturbing the lesson. but guessed what the teacher did? he made me kneel down under the hot blasting sun till closing time. I didn't even wait for the teacher to release me, i stood up and went to my hostel to show how angry i was. I would have beaten the teacher but the only thing that saved him is that he has muscle more than me but i was taller than him.
9. Call on you for an answer when you didn't raise your hand
Teachers tends to do this alot especially if the hate you or your making noise they will want to ridicule you in front of the class.
Everywhere will now turn to a grave yard, even though you didn't raise your hand but the still call you. many times have i experienced this.
10. Tell the entire class "i am just gonna sit down here until you are quiet" then give a 40min emotional and spiritual speech about how the class is wasting time.
Almost all the teacher does this, they will even have salt and maggi inside.
They will be like as if you cannot make it in life before. they will be like "look at you, when i was your age i always win best in my school". inside me i know the teacher is lying but i don't want to talk before i receive one heavy slap.
but all this experience made me tougher and even though some of them are being wicked to you, the only want to help you and make stronger and also have a brighter future. i realized this when i graduated, is now all a story am telling you right now. may God bless our teachers. amen.
Most of these teachers are expert at humiliating or flogging the devil out of any student that misbehaves. Some of us can recall some past experiences, which a teacher had either done something or probably said some annoying stuffs that pained you really badly nevertheless whether they do these things in hate or love, you can only begin to appreciate them years after graduating.
Many of us when we remembered this past experiences, you will laugh and be grateful somehow to that particularly to that teacher.
I have selected the top 10 common annoying things teachers do and say, feel free to add yours.
1. When they punish everyone because of one kid.
Ever been in a situation where one student does something wrong and the teacher decides to punish the whole class because no one was able to produce the culprit. It have happened to me lots of time and i guess you too.
Let me share one experience, i actually attended a boarding school and so there was this teacher that was very strict like mad, the teacher always frowned his face anytime he entered the class, so on one beautiful day like this, the teacher entered the class and as normal he always boned his face, so while he was teaching, somebody said something that the whole class busted into laughter. the teacher was like who said that and nobody answered. he was very angry and he commanded us to lie down on the bare ground and gave us 10 lashes of cane. What an experience, if you\had a similar experience you can kindly share it.
2. Giving lots of assignment during vacation.
This tops the list of the annoying things teachers do. They churn out assignments during vacations like students don't have a life outside school.
Some students says homework is terrible, while some it's a waste of time and energy, it's very boring and it's very annoying especially during vacations some students say. Homework is very helpful during vacation to keep your brain busy.
But yeah, it's very annoying like why. home is our break. we are basically like adults because we both work but we have to work at home too. My parents needs help at home and it makes it less harder for them so ya, i am a good boy. why do we need to work if i already do at home.
3. Noise makers
When the put one of your class mates probably the class rep or assistant in charge to put down the names of noisemakers and you really need to gist with a friend but you cant because your freedom of speech has been restricted.
And is even get worse as your name ended up in the list of noisemakers and you didn't make a single noise. Most of us had our names in that dreadful list of noisemakers.
4. Nicknames you
If there's anything that can stick more than a glue in secondary school, it's a nickname that is directly from your teachers. Once a teachers nicknames you, it's over especially if it's a bad name, that moment you will feel like changing schools.
if a teacher have ever nicknamed, kindly share us the name. mine was actually "silent killer" because i don't talk too much
5. Fast dictation
When they are dictating something to the class and they are reading as if there are going to be a given an award for it or they are into the world's fastest reader's competition. When you miss a line and copy from your friends, they shade the heck out of you.
some teachers are naturally wicked, there's a white board in front of you where you can write, what is now the essence of the board. teachers never seems to amaze me. they can also be very lazy at times.
6. Keeps the students in the classroom until they say they can leave.
There is this word that teachers says as if it is a slang "they bell doesn't dismiss you, i do". have anyone been a victim of this. the teacher will hear the bell soundly, but the will behaving as a boss. anytime a teacher say this, i just feel like giving them one knock that will reset their brain.
then what is now the essence of the bell.
I had this particular teacher in my school who did this, it was the last class of the day but sadly he made everyone stay in the class for an extra 10 minutes because the "i too know" people were asking stupid questions.
It is more painful when it is time for break or closing time.
7. Shares your grade to the whole class
This is especially painful, if you knew you didn't perform well in the exam or test, then boom , the teacher shows up in the class and start calling out the scores to the all class. it has happened to me several times before that i just felt like shrinking myself so that no one will see me. i don't why some teachers are wicked, why cant the have a private discussion with you or give you your script without showing anyone but no they want to broadcast it like a radio, what a nonsense.
8. Giving you wicked and humiliating punishment
Aside from general punishment, if a teacher hates and he his waiting for you to enter his trap just know your done for. they will make sure the will give you a punishment you will never forget. I too am a victim of this particular event, let me share my experience.
I have never offended this teacher before neither have i in anyway wrong him, It was a normal day, so the teacher was doing a lesson in my class and it was time for break. i just went inside the class through the back door without disturbing the lesson. but guessed what the teacher did? he made me kneel down under the hot blasting sun till closing time. I didn't even wait for the teacher to release me, i stood up and went to my hostel to show how angry i was. I would have beaten the teacher but the only thing that saved him is that he has muscle more than me but i was taller than him.
9. Call on you for an answer when you didn't raise your hand
Teachers tends to do this alot especially if the hate you or your making noise they will want to ridicule you in front of the class.
Everywhere will now turn to a grave yard, even though you didn't raise your hand but the still call you. many times have i experienced this.
10. Tell the entire class "i am just gonna sit down here until you are quiet" then give a 40min emotional and spiritual speech about how the class is wasting time.
Almost all the teacher does this, they will even have salt and maggi inside.
They will be like as if you cannot make it in life before. they will be like "look at you, when i was your age i always win best in my school". inside me i know the teacher is lying but i don't want to talk before i receive one heavy slap.
but all this experience made me tougher and even though some of them are being wicked to you, the only want to help you and make stronger and also have a brighter future. i realized this when i graduated, is now all a story am telling you right now. may God bless our teachers. amen.
Very very true lol
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